The Super Bowl Of Sex
Editor's Note: We asked our friend Lara to pen a few words this week at the intersection of sport and sex. Inspired by last Sunday's big game, Lara's created some tips for this sunday's main event. Why Lara? She's the creator of the cult Instagram account Tales of Lara, whose erotic tales and refined visuals have inspired and empowered a community of women (and men) to embrace their sexual confidence through the eyes of this feminine force.
You can also join Lara on her Podcast Pussy Church, a quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art, and give advice based on your sexy confessions. Every Sunday, she and her co-host pray and sin in the name of pleasure, and all you need to say is "Amen."
And now, our editorial hail mary.
The Super Bowl Of Sex
A lot of urban myths (and some kernels of truth) have shrouded the union of sex and athletic performance. Anything from abstinence increasing your chances in sporting competitions to sex being a valuable form of cardio. So in the spirit of yesterday’s NFL Super Bowl, I present to you: “The Super Bowl Of Sex,” or all you need to know for and about an athletic fuck. Let’s gooooo!
Playoffs
The playoffs are basically like foreplay. Ok, bare with me: they build anticipation, some games are definitely more exciting than the main match and they take way longer than the finale, just like good foreplay is supposed to. The most fascinating & longest enduring myth concerning sex and exercise is definitely that restraining from sex and ejaculation will up your performance in sporting competitions. Looking at you, ancient Greeks! The fear being that sex will sap men of their testosterone and energy, which are needed for peak performance. This is actually WRONG! A 2016 study published in the journal Frontiers in Physiology, concluded that there is "no robust scientific evidence to indicate that sexual activity has a negative effect upon athletic results.” Furthermore, testosterone levels can actually drop in males when they don’t have sex for a prolonged period of time. So no need for abstinence, just don’t stay up till 5am the night before the game, fuckin’ around. Duh.
"no robust scientific evidence to indicate that sexual activity has a negative effect upon athletic results.”
Kickoff
Let the games begin! I like to say sex is “a marathon not a sprint.” Ok, it can be both but stamina can be a great thing on the field and in the bedroom. Being physically fit and active will increase cardiovascular health and flexibility, which will support you in becoming the nocturnal athlete you’ve always dreamed to be.
Commercials
Some say they only watch the Super Bowl for its legendary commercials. Some say feeling comfortable in your own skin is the sexiest attribute in a partner. And since working out is proven to boost your confidence, being in shape will directly translate to your sex life. No more thinking of your belly fat while trying to orgasm, babies. First off: you’re beautiful inside and out! Secondly: exercise (and sex) will make you feel better about your body and soul. A win win situation.
Half Time Show
So at this point we’ve spent two hours fucking, ahm, watching sweaty bodies bumping into each other. Time for a little break! Turn on some music (my newest playlist for OFFFIELD for example) and hydrate! With some drinks from OFFFIELD, of course. Cum on, this was a great segue to some shameless promo.
Touch Down
Touch Doooowwwnnn! We have arrived at the ‘Big Oh,’ my friends. And it’s not just fun and games: according to research nutting is actually good for you! Orgasms happen in the brain and the process involves nearly every body system. It'd be overkill to list every single study, but in short: orgasms relief stress, help you sleep better, strengthen your immune system, make your skin glow... and the list goes on! If that's not inspiring, I don't know what is.
Let’s sex-ercise! I’m a motivational speaker now.
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A study titled “Enjoyment as a Predictor of Exercise Habit, Intention to Continue Exercising, and Exercise Frequency” emphasizes the critical role of exercise enjoyment in promoting long-term adherence to fitness routines. It found that when individuals engage in exercise that aligns with their preferred intensity, they experience higher levels of enjoyment, leading to stronger exercise habits, more frequent workouts, and a greater intention to continue exercising.
Enjoyment acts as a motivating factor, reinforcing positive feelings and commitment to regular exercise. Tailoring workouts to match individual preferences for intensity can enhance the pleasure of exercise, ultimately fostering better engagement and sustainability in health club settings.
Another study found that cannabis may be a primary motivator for people to exercise more often because it elevates their enjoyment. This is a key factor for OFFFIELD, as we are endurance athletes in every sense of the word. We’re not just focused on getting to the finish line quicker in our next marathon, but also getting to the finish line way slower when it comes to life.
All of our products are formulated to activate your Endocannabinoid System, responsible for regulating mood during exercise. Our High Performance line of products, including Energy Gummies and Sports Drinks specifically focus on enjoyment as a key contributor to overall performance enhancement.
Have you ever heard of a molecule, Anandamide? It's a special chemical in your body known as the “bliss molecule,” that helps you feel happy and relaxed.
When you run or do lots of exercise, sometimes you get a great feeling afterward or during longer duration training. This is called the Runner's High (you may have noticed we’re obsessed with it). Scientists used to think this was only because of endorphins, which are like natural painkillers. But now they know anandamide, a cannabinoid we produce in our body, is also the primary reason for the effects in both mind and body.
Anandamide works by fitting into receptors throughout your body, kind of like a key fitting into a lock. When this happens, it makes you feel good… real good. Funny enough, these receptors are the same ones that react to the chemicals in cannabis, or phyto-cannabinoids. Although similar, Anandamide is created by your own body.
So next time you're out running and start to feel amazing, you can thank anandamide. And if you want to hit it a little earlier, you can try our products designed to mimic our best buddy Anandamide. You don’t have to thank us, but we do accept compliments.
A groundbreaking new study conducted by researchers at Washington State University has revealed several significant health benefits associated with cannabis use, including a reduced risk of anxiety and obesity, as well as enhanced memory function. The findings, published in *Scientific Reports*, offer fresh insights into how CBG may impact mental and physical health.
Key Findings
1. Reduction in Anxiety:
The study found that individuals who had used cannabis within the past month were 31% less likely to experience anxiety compared to non-users. Participants who consumed cannabis recently showed marked resilience to stress, with significantly lower anxiety levels during the trial. These findings suggest that, particularly CBG, may offer a natural and effective means of managing anxiety without the cognitive impairments often associated with traditional treatments [oai_citation:1,Cannabigerol (CBG) Reduces Anxiety and Improves Memory - Neuroscience News] [oai_citation:2,CBG found to reduce anxiety and enhance memory in clinical trial]().
2. Lower Risk of Obesity:
Another surprising outcome of the study was the discovery that recent cannabis users were also 31% less likely to be obese. This finding challenges the common stereotype that cannabis use leads to weight gain due to increased appetite or "the munchies." Instead, the study suggests that cannabinoids may influence metabolism, appetite regulation, and energy balance in ways that contribute to a healthier weight profile [oai_citation:3,Cannabigerol (CBG) Reduces Anxiety and Improves Memory - Neuroscience News] [oai_citation:4,CBG found to reduce anxiety and enhance memory in clinical trial]
3. Enhanced Memory Function:
In addition to reducing anxiety and obesity risk, the study found that CBG may enhance memory, particularly verbal recall. CBG appeared to improve participants' ability to remember and recall information. This finding could have significant implications for those seeking to manage anxiety without sacrificing cognitive function [oai_citation:5,CBG Shows Promise in Reducing Anxiety Without Intoxication - ScienceBlog.com]
Implications and Future Research:
These findings highlight the potential of cannabinoids like CBG in addressing some of the most pressing health concerns today, including anxiety disorders and obesity. As more people seek natural alternatives to pharmaceuticals, the role of cannabis in health and wellness continues to expand. However, while these results are promising, further research is needed to fully understand the mechanisms behind these effects and to explore the long-term impacts of cannabis use on mental and physical health.
Future studies will likely focus on the physiological effects of cannabis, such as its impact on heart rate, blood pressure, and cortisol levels, as well as its broader implications for cognitive and metabolic health. Additionally, researchers are keen to investigate how different cannabinoids interact and what combinations might offer the most therapeutic benefits.
For those interested in exploring the details, the full study is available here [oai_citation:6,Cannabigerol (CBG) Reduces Anxiety and Improves Memory - Neuroscience News] CBG found to reduce anxiety and enhance memory in clinical trial].
